Funny Bar & Man Cave Metal Sign - If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be an Airport
Funny Bar & Man Cave Metal Sign - If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be an Airport
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Product Description
Product Description
A Bold Sarcastic Bar Sign With Zero Filter
This If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be an Airport metal sign is built for people who like their humor loud, direct, and unapologetically sarcastic.
It turns any wall into a statement piece — not just decoration, but a clear message about the vibe of your space. Perfect for bars, garages, man caves, patios, and anywhere people gather with a sense of humor (and a tolerance for attitude).
Specification
Specification
| Material: | Tinplate / Metal |
| Size: | 20x30cm/7.87x11.81in |
| Scenes: | Home, bar, coffee shop, garage, etc. |
| Function: | Suitable for both door frame and wall hanging |
Note
Note
Some vintage metal signs are designed with rusty texture, which is not a quality problem.Due to the different monitor and light effect, the actual color of the item might be slightly different from the color showed on the pictures. Thank you! Please allow 1-2cm measuring deviation due to manual measurement.
Delivery
Standard shipping: US$6.99(7-10 Days)
FREE on orders US$30+
Express shipping: US$12.99 (2-4 Days)
FREE on orders US$69+
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A Bold Sarcastic Bar Sign With Zero Filter
This If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be an Airport metal sign is built for people who like their humor loud, direct, and unapologetically sarcastic.
It turns any wall into a statement piece — not just decoration, but a clear message about the vibe of your space. Perfect for bars, garages, man caves, patios, and anywhere people gather with a sense of humor (and a tolerance for attitude).
| Material: | Tinplate / Metal |
| Size: | 20x30cm/7.87x11.81in |
| Scenes: | Home, bar, coffee shop, garage, etc. |
| Function: | Suitable for both door frame and wall hanging |
Some vintage metal signs are designed with rusty texture, which is not a quality problem. Due to the different monitor and light effect, the actual color of the item might be slightly different from the color showed on the pictures. Thank you! Please allow 1-2cm measuring deviation due to manual measurement.